Post-Retirement Plans

First, he mocks at the big-bad Monkey of cricket, who has been involved in all the shitty things across the planet, including brawls at bars, bunking team practices for the sake of phissing....oops...fishing. And at the same time he cries his ass out for being aptly slapped by Munna Bhai.

Second, he has got the fugliest hair style on the planet. What kind of brainz do such people have if at all they do? Can't they figure out that even after a billion hair-ups and a zillion facials a chimp may look like a cute-chimp at the max.

Third, anyone can see him most of the time over the pool side of his apartments in the IT capital - drunk, topless and swinging his madazz. A request to all the Dads and Moms out there. You now have a better place to entertain your kids than a dead-zoo/circus. Now the million-dollar question is, why is Babli still having this Appam Chu**ya in her team? And why is the media still behind such good-for nothing shit-lickers. Are they in love with him? Please, for heaven's sake, we already have enough of NGC and Discovery.

And finally, why is he in the men's Premier League? He now has two options as post-retirement plans. First the next year's Premier League has RaatSawaris spending lesser cash on the dancing chicks, thanks to the income and fame the team has brought home. Instead we could have him(or her...or both...you decide...I ain't sure) as the substitute. Secondly, the Board would soon be giving a green signal to Women's Premier League and we could have the hot dumb Mischief-boy! Which one? As a chick for next year's Premier League or as the hot-hunk in the near future. You decide!